I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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