And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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