some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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