Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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