dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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