btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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