im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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