She is in my trunk
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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