just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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