these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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