You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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