Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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