Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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