I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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