Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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