My hand turned me down
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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