party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
