are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
