i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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