I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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