Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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