I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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