Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
