woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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