did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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