Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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