I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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