The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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