the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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