Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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