shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My cat gives me a boner
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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