I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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