I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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