But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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