I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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