I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she was so not down for the gang bang
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
