I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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