So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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