i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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