i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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