I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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