No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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