New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
What drink are we having for lunch?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I could fuck to npr.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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