Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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