She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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