"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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