I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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