He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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