Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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