STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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