i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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